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The Little Collection of Humour
Why did the chicken cross the road?
There was a rooster on the other side.
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Man: Who was that lady I saw you with?
Friend: That was no lady...that was my brother-in-law. He just walks that way!
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Nurse: Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
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Friend: Gee, you smell good. What have you got on?
David: Clean socks.
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Patient: My leg hurts.
Doctor: Have you had this pain before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again.
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Paul: You're welcome to stay with me overnight, but you'll have to make your own bed.
Saul: That's no problem.
Paul: OK, here's a hammer and saw.
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John: I get very nervous the way you drive around those sharp turns.
Sue: Just do what I do - close your eyes!
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Fan (arriving late): What's the score?
Friend: Eight to five.
Fan: Who's winning?
Friend: Eight.
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A lady is playing the piano in her living room when there comes a knock on the door. Opening the door, the lady discovers a man in coveralls, carrying a tool box. "Yes?" she responds questioningly. I'm the piano tuner," he replies. "But, I didn't call for a piano tuner." "I know. Your neighbors did."
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An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival.
"And how did you get here, Mr. Brown?"
Mr. Brown replied, "Flu..."
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Boy: My dad's the best big game hunter in New York State. He hunts lions.
Friend: But, there aren't any lions in New York State!
Boy: Sure - now!
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