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9 common words and phrases that will make you sound noncommittal, undependable, and untrustworthy.
 
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Ugly madam
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby.
"This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?"
"No, madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."
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Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half!
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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!
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A man was seated in the movie house with his arm around a large dog sitting in the seat next to him. The dog was clearly enjoying the picture, even yelping at the funny parts. A man sitting behind them leaned over and said, "Excuse me, sir, but I can't get over your dog's behavior!" The man with the dog turned around and said, "Frankly, it surprises me too. He hated the book."

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Вы когда-нибудь пытались отгадать английский или американский кроссворд?
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