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Ugly madam&Oh, my God...
Oh, my God...
 
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. After a performing a thorough examination and running multiple tests, the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," says the doctor, "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!"says the man, "How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? Ten What?"

"Nine..."
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