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Teacher Jokes
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening! Why were you late? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too! Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school! Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it! Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking! Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between! | |
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