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Cat Jokes
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A: A carrot! Q: How do cats eat spaghetti?
A: The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths! Q: What is a French cat's favourite pudding?
A: Chocolate mousse! Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
A: He has cat-arrh! Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? A: She's got that down in the mouth look! Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
A: An animal that puts you out a night! Q: What do cats drink from when they're in space? A: Flying Saucers! | |
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